i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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