that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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