i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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