Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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