Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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