do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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