Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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