ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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