69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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