I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Shame - the story of my life.
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