Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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