we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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