how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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