I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
40s are totally the cure
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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