when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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