weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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