I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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