She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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