went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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