PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Randomize
