Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I don't think brook has ever known best
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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