im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You are the jesus of drinking
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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