Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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