the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
3 2 1 whiskey
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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