Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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