I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
im on a boat
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