oh god the rape fog is back!
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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