i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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