What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
last night I used snow as a chaser
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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