Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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