Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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