epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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