Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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