I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
do herpes really smell.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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