ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
