you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I can feel your judgement through the phone
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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