I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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