well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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