it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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