i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
