he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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