Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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