I just saw a hot homeless man
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You pole danced in your parka.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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