I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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