Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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