Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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