If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
