i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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