girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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