just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
