We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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