My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
When are your genitals available?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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