There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Also, beer. Big fan.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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