Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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