i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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