Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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