oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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