i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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