I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
