gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize