so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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