question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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