I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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