i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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